lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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