Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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