nut hugger
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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