So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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