What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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