We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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