Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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