I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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