i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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