I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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