his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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