She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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