Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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