actually, I'm a sock model
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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