Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(623): View more from Arizona

Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?

(1-623): View more from Arizona

Um.. is it mean if I say yes?

(623): View more from Arizona

How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(623): Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years? (1-623): Um.. is it mean if I say yes? (623): How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?" http://tfl.nu/602v

Replies (35) Good night (663) Bad night (2376)
Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone. http://tfl.nu/0m3h

Replies (24) Good night (1557) Bad night (4338)
Favorite
(404): View more from Georgia

she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(404): she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating. http://tfl.nu/jrr4

Replies (34) Good night (5798) Bad night (632)
Favorite
(616): View more from Michigan

I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(616): I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico. http://tfl.nu/ms4f

Replies (8) Good night (4986) Bad night (861)
Favorite
(781): View more from Massachusetts

I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(781): I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin. http://tfl.nu/37ur

Replies (43) Good night (1152) Bad night (8915)
Favorite
(419): View more from Ohio

fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(419): fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back. http://tfl.nu/wq3e

Replies (11) Good night (4506) Bad night (1785)
Favorite
(514): View more from Quebec

No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(514): No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters. http://tfl.nu/rpkb

Replies (12) Good night (2548) Bad night (910)
Favorite
(607): View more from New York

The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(607): The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her? http://tfl.nu/qpjw

Replies (11) Good night (1087) Bad night (3474)
Favorite
(586): View more from Michigan

We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(586): We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds. http://tfl.nu/hj47

Replies (9) Good night (1800) Bad night (1183)
Favorite
(413): View more from Massachusetts

dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(413): dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions? http://tfl.nu/wa33

Replies (23) Good night (2550) Bad night (564)
Favorite
(919): View more from North Carolina

I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer

(919): View more from North Carolina

Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(919): I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer (919): Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can http://tfl.nu/61hu

Replies (4) Good night (1547) Bad night (936)
Favorite
(704): View more from North Carolina

The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(704): The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here. http://tfl.nu/9670

Replies (2) Good night (1407) Bad night (457)
Favorite
(508): View more from Massachusetts

she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(508): she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night http://tfl.nu/wuxa

Replies (6) Good night (938) Bad night (525)
Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex... http://tfl.nu/wlmu

Replies (12) Good night (2743) Bad night (481)
Favorite
(915): View more from Texas

My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(915): My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME. http://tfl.nu/zcmi

Replies (8) Good night (468) Bad night (1255)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: