Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(517): View more from Michigan

I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.

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(240): View more from Maryland

she was so not down for the gang bang

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(607): View more from New York

So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...

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(804): View more from Virginia

don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you

(1-804): View more from Virginia

couldn't find a condom?

(804): View more from Virginia

basically

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(518): View more from New York

Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently

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(847): View more from Illinois

This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers

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(248): View more from Michigan

Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?

(810): View more from Michigan

That you did

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