Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...