So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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