Whod you bang
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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