i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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