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My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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