Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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