Me too!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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