I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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