She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
is it fun? or sober?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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