i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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