And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Randomize
