And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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