In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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