She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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