He is such a slut. More and more my type.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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