Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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