i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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