Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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