ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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