I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
