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(310): View more from California

i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems

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(573): View more from Missouri

dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one

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(989): View more from Michigan

Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.

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