That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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