great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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