curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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