He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize