How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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