how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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