Do you still have your period?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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