So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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