Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
What happened to fro yo and sex?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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