For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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