i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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