It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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