He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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