just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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