They should really pass out barf bags in church
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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