shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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