You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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