Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
PANTIES FOUND
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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