Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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