I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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