Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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