I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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