I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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