She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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