There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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