we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
How's work?
Spinning.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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