you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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